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我要一则超级搞笑的英语笑话，简单点，60秒讲完，不长不短，要超级搞笑！！
Drink like a fish
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.
All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.
He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.
All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.
He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"
急需两则简短的英文笑话，要中学生能看懂的
Psychic Mailman Needed
There was an idiotic guy who wrote a letter and put
a stamp on it and everything. Outside the envelope
he wrote, "To my Brother, the Engineer in Saigon."
When his friend looked at the envelope, he said,
"My God, why did you address the envelope like that!
How will anyone be able to find your brother?"
So the first guy said, "You idiot, I only have one
brother who's an engineer!
邮差也要超能力
有个傻瓜写了封信，他贴好邮票后，便在信封上写着：
「给我的哥哥--西贡的工程师。」他朋友看到了就说：
「天啊！你这样写，邮差怎么找得到你哥哥？」
傻瓜回答：「你真笨！我只有一个当工程师的哥哥啊！」
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make�believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight�year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
两个精神病专家在一次会议上碰见了。其中一个问另一个：“你最棘手的病例是什么样的?”
“我曾有过一个病人，他生活在一个纯幻想的世界里，”他的同行回答。“他坚信南美有个大富翁叔叔要留给他一笔遗产。他整天等待着从一个虚构的律师那儿收到证实信。他从不出门，无所事事，只是坐着干等。”
“结果如何?”
“经过长达8年的努力，我终于把他给治好了。可就在那时，那封荒唐的信到了……”
There was an idiotic guy who wrote a letter and put
a stamp on it and everything. Outside the envelope
he wrote, "To my Brother, the Engineer in Saigon."
When his friend looked at the envelope, he said,
"My God, why did you address the envelope like that!
How will anyone be able to find your brother?"
So the first guy said, "You idiot, I only have one
brother who's an engineer!
邮差也要超能力
有个傻瓜写了封信，他贴好邮票后，便在信封上写着：
「给我的哥哥--西贡的工程师。」他朋友看到了就说：
「天啊！你这样写，邮差怎么找得到你哥哥？」
傻瓜回答：「你真笨！我只有一个当工程师的哥哥啊！」
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make�believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight�year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
两个精神病专家在一次会议上碰见了。其中一个问另一个：“你最棘手的病例是什么样的?”
“我曾有过一个病人，他生活在一个纯幻想的世界里，”他的同行回答。“他坚信南美有个大富翁叔叔要留给他一笔遗产。他整天等待着从一个虚构的律师那儿收到证实信。他从不出门，无所事事，只是坐着干等。”
“结果如何?”
“经过长达8年的努力，我终于把他给治好了。可就在那时，那封荒唐的信到了……”
谁知道几个非常简短的英文小笑话？？急用
要简单，不要很难的单词，本人英语比较烂，希望大家集思广益，谢谢大家 ——————————————————————————————————————————
hey Are Directly from America
Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ”
汉译：
真美钞
一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。\”
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hey Are Directly from America
Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ”
汉译：
真美钞
一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。\”
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